
"Mr. Bennett, it appears you are on the naughty list..."
"You have the right to remain silent..any note you play can, and will be held against you!"
"Wow, a tuba player on the 'nice' list - never saw that before."
"I'm telling you, with all the wrong notes this kid plays... he's bad."

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